HELLO BOYS I HAVE A QUESTION CAN YOU FEEL OUR BOOBS WHEN WE DO THE HUG
WE CAN FEEL YOUR BOOBS WHEN YOU WE DO THE HUG SORRY
ANOTHER QUESTION DOES IT FEEL WEIRD? YOU KNOW THE WHOLE BOOB THING
IT FEELS GOOD AGAIN SORRY
ONE MORE QUESTION DOES YOUR PENIS FLOATS IN WATER
i like how there were seven different people speaking one dialogue
that’s the spirit
OH MY FUCKING GOD DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST FUCKING SAID? DO YOU REALIZE HOW AMAZING THAT PUN WAS? THATS THE SPIRIT???!?!?! THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT YOU DICKSUCKING FUCKBUCKET THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT. THAT IS ALCOHOL. NAY, NOT SIMPLY ALCOHOL. IT IS A SPIRIT. YOU ARE LITERALLY LOOKING AT THE BOTTLE OF BOOZE HE IS DRINKING, AND YOU ARE POINTING OUT THATS THE SPIRIT WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY APPLAUDING HIM FOR DRINKING DURING GRADUATION BY SAYING THATS THE SPIRIT. YOU MY GOOD SIR HAVE SUCCEEDED TODAY. YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED IN MAKING ME PHYSICALLY BOW TOWARDS YOUR GREATNESS.
THATS THE SPIRIT.
THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT.
That is the best reaction to a pun I have ever seen
not sure if I posted this but i think it is 100% hilarious
how does justin bieber still have fans like if 1d started pulling half the shit he pulls id be gone so fast
because we have made a promise that through everything we will stay there for him.
damn that’s literally something someone in an abusive relationship would say that really concerns me
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
|Me:||*starts washing hair - eyes closed - as you do*|
|Brain:||There's a zombie in here.|
|Me:||*still washing hair - soap on face - as happens*|
|Brain:||No really. You can't hear it over the water but it's totally there.|
|Me:||Shut up, Brain.|
|Brain:||There is. It's right up to the shower curtain now.|
|Me:||*pauses in hair washing cos there ~could~ be a zombie...*|
|Brain:||Oh god! It's figured out you're there!|
|Me:||*sticks face into the water and tries to get the soap off it and out of her eyes because OMG there's a fucking zombie reaching for me!*|
|Brain:||It's hand is totally reaching for you! It's going to get you!!! OMG!!!!|
|Me:||*opens eyes because fuck the soap - I need to see!*|
|Brain:||Hehehehehe - gotcha!|
|Me:||*scrabbles to soap out of eyes*|
|Brain:||.... There's a zombie in here.|