Hello, I'm Zorica, I'm 19, just a somebody living in Australia, reblogging all the things that catch my eye. I don't tag anything, I have no consistency in reblogs, I rarely post personal stuff, I blog in convenient Australian time which means it's inconvenient everywhere else, and I like long strolls on the beach, chocolate and wine. In case you missed it, that was the ironic apology. And dating profile. Got that out of the way, awesome. Go look at porn now, ignore me.
Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it back.
Ohhhh. I thought you were gonna say “Weight should be like virginity: a societal ideal by which we shouldn’t measure our personal worth.”
B A M
YOU FUCKING DONUT
#THE ONE TIME CW PERMITTED LEGIT SWEARING
"We are all, everyone in this room, so fortunate."
FUCKING QUEEN. SHE UNDERSTANDS HER PRIVELAGE AND SHINES LIGHT ON LESS PRIVILEGED PEOPLE.
could you please put your crying kid on vibrate
reblog if your dick is longer than your arm
Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.
is this what a comic con is like?
i think i missed this episode of spn…Can we just appreciate those shirts?
And this is missing the one with “Save a tree, Eat a Beaver.”
I think we all know who leaked Jennette McCurdy’s nudes